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Pfft, Chuck Norris could beat them all…

*roundhouse kick*

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, ‘Don’t worry about it honey,’ and went into his backyard. He came
back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, ‘Never question Chuck Norris.'[/quote:e439cba8d6]