Let us go the children, one calms itself, one breathes a great blow and one drinks water glass… I am there, Bomberman, do not fear anything!
Let us put these clowns, these monkeys and these let us cling-ons with evil, that Diable! They kill me our language!
A ‘proper’ localisation job:
Now, now, kids. Let’s calm down, let’s take a breath and let’s drink a glass of water… I’m here, Bomberman, don’t be afraid!
Hell, let’s put the hurt on these clowns, monkeys and Klingons! They’re killing our language!
The morale of the story: don’t rely on Babelfish to do a proper localization job :D