I dunno Pete, Shag:Hair might not be up to the task of computing The Hoffs magnificant chest hair.
Although it would be nice to do, with some nice wind dynamics also……picture the scene:
The sun setting over a lonely highway. From the right of the screen, in walks The Hoff, his majestic chest hair blowing in the evening breeze. He looks up, straight into the camera and breaks into one of his classic hits.