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      I thought press releases were supposed to be about news. Like important announcements or something.

      So, what is the point of this:


      I might as well release my own press release saying:

      Hello, I pretty much rock the world. I am the best human being ever conceived, including Jesus. Look at my amazing features:

      1. Arms
      2. Legs
      3. Opposable thumbs
      4. Binocular vision
      5. The ability to communicate with other(albeit lesser) humans through an innovative feature called, “Speech”

      I read that press release by Nintendo and I just can’t see the point in it….maybe when they announce a new console this kind of release makes some sense…….but after it has been released and people know about it? Gah…..

      It did make me chuckle though….

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