Q: Stop this madness! This ‘hose’ as you call it is a representation of the deity in our sacred religion – ‘Hoseman’. To attempt to sell an image of ‘Hoseman’ is a blaspheme and insult to all our followers. Unless you cancel the auction at once, the wrath that will befall you will make Dutch cartoonists feel safe… ‘Hoseman’ has spoken. Oh mighty ‘Hoseman’. Destroyer of Ferrari, deployer of airbag. We tremble before your tubular presence.
A: Let me get back to you. I need to call for backup. Where’s Robin Williams when you need him?[/quote:301f44a9d6]