Home › Forums › General Discussion › Hoff liberates Iran This topic contains 3 replies, has 3 voices, and was last updated by Anonymous 13 years, 2 months ago. Author Posts April 20, 2006 at 3:31 pm #5260 Anonymous I hoped I’d never see the day where I made a Hoff topic.. First he unified Germany, now he’s freeing the women of Iran. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/19042006/364/hasselhoff-fights-oppression-bikini-blondes.html April 20, 2006 at 3:44 pm #31056 Anonymous He enthuses, “They’re sitting there oppressed. They can’t vote, can’t do anything! “Then they go, ‘This is the world! Why can’t I go out there.’ They pull back their burkas and they’ve got blonde hair.” [/quote:b77094afa2] His insightful political observations are a wonder to behold…. April 20, 2006 at 5:31 pm #31060 Anonymous April 21, 2006 at 12:58 am #31085 Anonymous So, when is the invasion?[/quote:ec620d8cd7] Everyone knows that you just can’t invade a country without drawing up detailed plans on how to install an accepted government afterwards… Ahem. I’m sure details on the new Republic of Hoffistan will be made public shortly. :lol: Author Posts The forum ‘General Discussion’ is closed to new topics and replies.