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    • 20/04/2006 at 3:31 pm #5260
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      I hoped I’d never see the day where I made a Hoff topic..

      First he unified Germany, now he’s freeing the women of Iran.

      http://uk.news.yahoo.com/19042006/364/hasselhoff-fights-oppression-bikini-blondes.html

    • 20/04/2006 at 3:44 pm #31056
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      He enthuses, “They’re sitting there oppressed. They can’t vote, can’t do anything!

      “Then they go, ‘This is the world! Why can’t I go out there.’ They pull back their burkas and they’ve got blonde hair.” [/quote:b77094afa2]

      His insightful political observations are a wonder to behold….

    • 20/04/2006 at 5:31 pm #31060
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    • 21/04/2006 at 12:58 am #31085
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      So, when is the invasion?[/quote:ec620d8cd7]
      Everyone knows that you just can’t invade a country without drawing up detailed plans on how to install an accepted government afterwards… Ahem.

      I’m sure details on the new Republic of Hoffistan will be made public shortly. :lol:

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