He was prevented from boarding plane in Heatrow today for being completely pissed. He agreed to stop drinking and they allowed him on the next flight, plastered, had to be brought to the plane in a wheel chair, with a suspicion stain on his crotch area.
And apparently he was refused admittion to Wimbeldon a while ago, for drunkeness and he used the line, “Do you know who I am?”. Legend.
I have it on good authority that he wasn’t drunk at all, merely tired and emotional, Tom Cruise style. The suspicious stain was due to an accident with Kitt where some fluid was spilt during a routine oil change.