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  • #3998

    Anonymous

    Had nothing much to do this evening, so decided I would make a low poly model. I was thinking what I could model…..and only one thing came to mind….THE HOFF!

    So anyway, I started the model a couple of hours ago and its pretty much finished. Its untextured at the moment, but Lewis is going to help me out with that, eh Lewis? Eh? ;)
    I’m going for the classic “Knight Rider” era Hoff with this one. Hence the tight pants and afro.
    There are a few possible dodgy verts, and redundant polys in there that I will clean up soon….

  • #19915

    Anonymous

    ohh nice work Noopti! Can wait to see the finished article :)

    Pete will be most pleased!

  • #19916

    Anonymous

    Sorri double post

  • #19928

    Anonymous

    Cheers Paul,
    Will have to rig him up aswell and do an animation of him striking a classic Hoff pose. :D

  • #19930

    Anonymous

    Stop it Noopti, your gonna have Pete wet his pants! :P

  • #19932

    Anonymous

    Excellent!

    Why not to sexy posing by the fireplace in furry slippers Hoff?

  • #19933

    Anonymous

    You have clearly been inducted into “the cult of the Hoff”, a largely underground movement, spread through chain emails and viral marketing dedicated to His Hoffness. Seriously tho’, does any “Z” list celebrity have the same number of emails or images circulated. The recent Hoff for Pope one is hilarious!

  • #19944

    Anonymous

    There is no escape Deek.
    What I can’t understand is why a “Hoff Show” hasn’t been made yet, considering his cult status.
    Something along the lines of “The Osbournes”. However there are so many of those type shows out there now…….we don’t need another one. Although it would be nice to get a glimpse into his life……

  • #19946

    Anonymous

    LOL I’m lovin’ his shoes, looks like you’ve got the barnet about the right size too!! Don’t forget to use Ornatrix or Shag:Hair to do a nice chest hair solution round the fringe of his collar!

  • #19956

    Anonymous

    I dunno Pete, Shag:Hair might not be up to the task of computing The Hoffs magnificant chest hair.
    Although it would be nice to do, with some nice wind dynamics also……picture the scene:
    The sun setting over a lonely highway. From the right of the screen, in walks The Hoff, his majestic chest hair blowing in the evening breeze. He looks up, straight into the camera and breaks into one of his classic hits.

  • #19958

    Anonymous

    you’ll need the Berlin Wall for the backdrop too…

  • #20006

    Anonymous

    Nooptical, place the Hoff model in a suitable open-top Hoff mobile, and I’ll knock up an online level for him to drive around :)

    Mal

  • #20009

    Anonymous

    To the Hoff Mobile!!!

    I will do a car for him over the weekend Mal, won’t be anything spectacular though, have other projects in the pipeline!

  • #20013

    Anonymous

    > I will do a car for him over the weekend Mal, won’t be anything spectacular though, have other projects in the pipeline!

    When I get a basic level created to use the car in, I’ll throw it out to the list, so people can add in bits… sort of like stone soup :)

    Different artists can take the level for a few days, make changes, then upload for the next artist to “enhance” ;)

    Just a thought… what about having the Hoffmobile drive over a 3D map of Ireland, and in the various locations ( eg Derry for Torc ), people can drop in images of their game.

    See this link for a ( very bad ) example…

    http://www.candointeractive.com/gamedesign/car/levels ( go into the art tech level link )

    Maybe have a second one, that is actually fun / crazy to drive around.

    Mal

  • #20014

    Anonymous

    Maybe we could put him in a Kitt Golf Cart or something, that would be pretty funny.
    A squashed up shiny black golf cart with the red light at the front……. ;)

  • #20017

    Anonymous

    Hehe, sounds cool!

    How could we get the Hoff hoirish-ized for gd.ie? Maybe stick a green hat on him or something… Or is there even room on the magic mullet for a hat?

    Mal

  • #20018

    Anonymous

    Sorry Mal, but the sacred Hoff Afro cannot be touched by any hat known to man……its far too precious.

  • #20032

    Anonymous

    Sorry Mal, but the sacred Hoff Afro cannot be touched by any hat known to man……its far too precious. [/quote:c2d3ca5dbe]

    The voice of reason! For a moment there I thought a hair travesty was going to occur.

  • #20035

    Anonymous

    lol…..we could never let that happen! It would be sacrilege!

  • #20038

    Anonymous

    if that models hair was just slightly bigger and more afro-ish,
    it’d be the black dude in interstate’76
    :D

  • #20045

    Anonymous

    Some reference Nooptical ;)

    Now thats what i call HAIR!!

  • #20048

    Anonymous

    That must be the smuggest smirk I have EVER seen

  • #20049

    Anonymous

    His hair looks like it could attack at ANY moment.

  • #20050

    Anonymous

    Dunno about that, I have the full length version in My Documents, he’s not wearing any trousers…:eek:

  • #20051

    Anonymous

    …just 2 puppies

  • #20052

    Anonymous

    :eek:

  • #20059

    Anonymous

    hahaha……hair that bites!
    lol…..classic!

    Might have to use that photograph to get the facial texture, that expression is pure Hoff Gold……

  • #20064

    Anonymous

    <Swoon> Someone get the smelling salts, I feel a Barbara Cartland moment coming on. Those piercing blue eyes, that smoldering look, that manly hair…. er em, well whats a girl to do do on a Friday?

  • #20075

    Anonymous

    Does anyone have code for a mullet hair pixel shader? :)

  • #20077

    Anonymous

    I don’t think so. But by golly, I’ll be damned if it shouldn’t be included in the next iteration of DirectX….

  • #20088

    Anonymous

    I’m looking forward to texturing this baby!

  • #20089

    Anonymous

    Does anyone have code for a mullet hair pixel shader? :) [/quote:d4642e69d2]

    http://www.ati.com/developer/siggraph04/Scheuermann_HairSketch.pdf

    There ya go mal should be pretty straight forward now.

    Those forward thinking people at ATI developed this just for Hoff Mania.

  • #20093

    Anonymous

    The Hoff is currently winging his way to you right now Lewis……get the red carpet ready!

    I did a quick job texturing him, but its only a quickie. Looking forward to seeing you texture him!

  • #20096

    Anonymous

    ..this boards obsession with the Hoff is seriously beginning to worry me…:p

    Nice model though! :)

  • #20514

    Anonymous

    Former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff has been named international star of the year at the Bollywood movie awards in Atlantic City in the US.[/quote:921e5e1166]

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4503023.stm

    AM I THE ONLY ONE IN WORK TODAY??

  • #20515

    Anonymous

    Yes. so it would seem.

  • #20517

    Anonymous

    yes.. it appears so. nothing like a nice 12.30 rise out of bed..

  • #20522

    Anonymous

    I disagree.
    There nothing like a 1.30 rise out of bed :D

  • #20523

    Anonymous

    It is good to see that with 14 minutes for Peter, and 12 minutes for Omen, that you have both made your first posts of the day to the forums ;)

  • #20526

    Anonymous

    What can i say, there’s nothing on tv :)

  • #20527

    Anonymous

    waiting for latest epsiode of 24 to download from states ;)

  • #20534

    Anonymous

    David Hasselhoff walks into a bar.
    Barman ask “What would you like to drink Mr. Hasselhof?”
    Hasselhoff replies, “Just call me David Hoff.”
    Barman says, “Sure thing David, no Hassel.”

  • #20538

    Anonymous

    David Hasselhoff walks into a bar.
    Barman ask “What would you like to drink Mr. Hasselhof?”
    Hasselhoff replies, “Just call me David Hoff.”
    Barman says, “Sure thing David, no Hassel.” [/quote:cde6b90805]

    oh god, a new low…

  • #20656

    Anonymous

    haha…..Hoff is censored! Feckin classic! :D

  • #20673

    Anonymous

    H0FF fight this system

    edit: that did not work :cry: (i tried a 0 instead of O, but they are too smart)

    The I-IOFF is dead! long live the H()FF!

  • #20675

    Anonymous

    :lol:

  • #20677

    Anonymous

    David Hassel

  • #20683

    Anonymous

    We got a live one over here! :shock:

  • #20685

    Anonymous

    truly.. i have to try this one out :D

    HOFFFFFFFF

  • #20732

    Anonymous

    How are those textures progressing Boadle??

  • #20767

    Anonymous

    Thought I’d do a quick shag:hair afro for the Hoffster……

  • #20778

    Anonymous

    Haha, furry good! :)

  • #20781

    Anonymous

    Haha, furry good! :)[/quote:0c733a893c]

    hoffal mal, just awful!

  • #20810

    Anonymous

    HOFFFFFFFF will be on Jonathan Ross this Friday

  • #20815

    Anonymous

    HOFFFFFFFF will be on Jonathan Ross this Friday[/quote:f8d8ebce24]
    Pamela Anderson was on it the other week. She didn’t seem overly enthustiastic about the Hoffer. I wonder if Ross will mention some of her comments.. :wink:

    Keep it up, Dave! Looks great.

  • #20819

    Anonymous

    Pammy also looked like a dumb bimbo too. Ross looked like he was struggling to find stuff to keep her there after about 2 minutes, resorting to speaking to the people in the green room and going straight on to bay Watch…something she did, what 10 years ago….stupid woman.

  • #20820

    Anonymous

    ah biy, leave pamela alone. top notch young one ;)

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