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    • #4954
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      just joined another forum away over there..

      and guess who they’re into too :D

      LOL

    • #28810
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    • #28904
      Anonymous
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      Not for the faint hearted…
      http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

    • #28907
      Anonymous
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      Ok i`ll stop now, i think i`ve inflected enough damage for 1 day

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    • #28975
      Anonymous
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      the most Uber Ultimate Hoff thread ever:
      http://www.sin.nuigalway.ie/boards/viewtopic.php?t=11455

      /me shakes head in wonder

    • #28989
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      the most Uber Ultimate Hoff thread ever:
      http://www.sin.nuigalway.ie/boards/viewtopic.php?t=11455

      /me shakes head in wonder[/quote:9f29b42f0c]brilliant…. nice one, Craig!

    • #28990
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      the most Uber Ultimate Hoff thread ever:
      http://www.sin.nuigalway.ie/boards/viewtopic.php?t=11455

      /me shakes head in wonder[/quote:c38f2e1c69]brilliant…. nice one, Craig!

    • #28991
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      from that uber thread:
      “I love the bit in dodgeball where the german team have the hoff as their coach. Only the hoff would do something so cheesy ”

      no way! i never noticed that the hoff was the german teams coach! genius.
      i’m off to watch dodgeball again :D

    • #28992
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      How could you not notice?!? Before the match they’re worshipping a photo of him, and when they lose he shows up and berates them!!

    • #29046
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      My girlfriend sent me this in an email, and I thought of you guys…

      Some important information concerning the ‘Hoff…
      1. David Hasselhoff is permanently 27.

      2. David Hasselhoff once walked down the street with a massive erection.
      There were no survivors.

      3. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.

      4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, “Holy shit!
      That’s David Hasselhoff!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

      5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

      6. In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.

      7. The popular video-game “Doom” is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two quid from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

      8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.

      9. Crop circles are David’s way of telling the world that ‘sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.’

      10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet.
      The water gets David instead.

      11. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

      12. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

      13. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

      14. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
      At night.

      15. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

      16. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his “Filet of Child” sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

      17. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

      18. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy’s.
      When asked why he doesn’t do this David replied “Because Grammys are for queers.” Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

      19. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky puppy to be thrown into the sun.

      20. David Hasselhoff doesn’t believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his dick in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

      21. When David Hasselhoff does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

      22. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

      23. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

      24. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse”
      after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

      25. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger’s nightmares.

      26. The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face

    • #29050
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      Some important information concerning the ‘Hoff… [/quote:0ff53702c4]

      Although Im as much a fan of the hoff as the next person, I must speak up! This is actually a list of facts about Vin Diesel, Mr T and Chuck Norris, but have been doctored to add weight to Mr Hoff’s fame!
      It was actually Vin Diesel who walked down the street with the erection, leaving no survivors. Mr Diesel is also responsible for most of these other facts, but recieves no credit for doing so, due to Mr Hasselhoffs greed!

      Dont believe me? Then check out http://www.4q.cc/

      It seems as if the benevolent, omnipotent Mr Hasselhoff has become corrupted by his ever growing strength, power and fame! The time of rebellion is at hand! We must revolt against the Hoff………before it becomes too late!

      However, I am informed by a very reliable source that Tom Cruise did indeed, invent pink!

    • #29051
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      This is an unhealthy fixation that you have, you and Mr.Diesel should get a room.

    • #29052
      Anonymous
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      @MaxMarshall
      I saw an act of Plagiarism, which I felt needed to be addressed, and to do so, I needed to point out the source of the original information

      This is an unhealthy fixation that you have, you and Mr.Diesel should get a room.[/quote:69c7538b26]
      Hey dude, I wasnt the one who posted 27 facts about the hoff!

    • #29054
      Anonymous
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      Chillax Dude, I was making a joke. :roll:

    • #29056
      Anonymous
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      as was I max

    • #29063
      Anonymous
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      I must second Mr Eckel’s opinion, here!
      People who make unoriginal, copy/pasted forwards should be corrected ! (as in, whoever sent you this email, Max)

      Especially since we all know that the Hoff simply doesn’t play in the same ball park than Mr T, Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel (and I feel I must add Jean Claude Van Damme!)

      Hoof is the Cheese, not Mr Tough guy…

    • #29064
      Anonymous
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      Point taken Phillippe, I’ll beat up my girlfriend when I see her for causing all this unrest.

    • #29065
      Anonymous
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      > David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

      Haha, this one needs to go into the programming section :)

      Mal

    • #29066
      Anonymous
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      This has to be the funniest Hoff posting from the link above…

      > Only one man could have saved the London whale.

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